This highly trained groundhog is the newest secret weapon to be deployed in

Afghanistan.  Their mission is to root out Al-Queda terrorists from their under-

ground bunkers.  When asked about the 25 million dollar bounty on Bin-Laden's

head, their Special Forces trainer replied, "a lifetime supply of Jiffy Peanut Butter

and Planter's Mixed Nuts is all these little fellows want."  When asked about

their training regimen he declined comment due to security reasons, but did

let it slip that "beards and turbans really freak 'em out, like a pack of hungry

wolves they attack anything that moves, not a pretty sight!"